Wicked Witch of the West

So, the phone rings last night.  Of course, I don't answer it b/c after talking on the phone all day - there's no way that I'm picking up a phone in the evening.  Brad gets the call and it's a strange toned conversation.  Pretty clipped and short.  After he hangs up, I asked him who was on the phone.  He said that it was the Wicked Witch of the West and that she called to tell him that she's going to have to have 2 surgeries.  I told him that she told me that a week ago when she called me.  Billy says that she's telling everybody the news.

Ah, what a wonderful life...